Last day of my work and it's quite happening in a sense.
I forgot to bring my belt and therefore,my jeans was very very loose.
And there's alot of kids today and I scared they get playful and pulled my jeans.
Remember that time Primary 4 teacher's day.
There was a moron in our school.
I am an obenient student so I brought a flower for my dont know which teacher.
And suddenly,for no reasons,that moron came and pulled down my shorts in front of my teacher.
I was like What the heck?
BUT NO FEAR,DONT SEE I LAST TIME EVERYTHING HIGH HIGH,I AM HELLA CLEVER!
You pulled down my shorts right?
Heheheh,never will you expect beneath my shorts,THERE'S ANOTHER SHORTS,you moron.
But this time is different man.
If the kids pulled down my jeans jitao is one doraemon underwear,HELL NO.
Next,I swallowed a big big fish bone while having my meal during the break.
And I immediately tried to cough as hard as I can,trying to spit the bone out and I failed.
So I go and pia the rice and water but that doesnt calm my fear down as my mother had been telling me this "Eat fish must be careful,you swallow a fish bone,MUAHAHAHAH,YOU JITAO DIE."
After pia-ing the rice and water,I was like touching around my upper body and throat for anything sharp poking out and suprisingly,that managed to calm my fear.
Yah,so went back to the ballroom and get ready for work!
Work is fine but today's dinner got alot of kids,making is very very noisy.
There were some really well-mannered kids.
But as expected,there were some really arrogant and mean kids too.
I dont like them.
Yah,before the dinner commenced,I got a holy duty whereby I had to stand at the lobby,carrying a tray of drinks and give it to the guests.
I was standing at one corner when a small boy with the height of only until my waist came to me and looked at me with glittering eyes.
I thought he was going to scream and cry but NO!
HE ACTUALLY SMILED!
So I understood that he wants to have drinks and I squat down and smiled to him.
I was holding Pepsi,7up and Orange juice that time,each a cup.
And he picked the Pepsi and drank a sip and put back to the tray.
And he,again,picked the Orange and drank a sip and put back to the tray.
And he,again and again,picked the 7up and drank a sip,put back to the tray and ran away.
My face was like :D to :) to 0.o to o.o to .__.
Yah,never trust a cute smile,it's sinister!
There was a girl sitting at the table which I am in charge of.
SHE'S SO ARROGANT MAN,though she was quite pretty and sexy ah,hehehhe. :$
BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE ASSHOLE,I AM NOT THAT TYPE OF PERSON WHO WILL GET BEWITCHED BY THOSE THAT MAN.
She's like showing me attitude throughout the whole dinner.
Kao,eh come on,I can like spit into your dish when I am carrying it man.
YOU THINK I DONT DARE?!
Yah,I dont dare ah,hahahah,I sometimes really cannot understand what I talking man.
Till the end of the dinner was the most interesting thing.
BLACKOUT!
AND INEFFICIENT TECHNICIAN!
AND WE HAVE YET TO PORTION OUR DESSERT TO THE GUESTS.
So our cute in-charge came up with a brilliant idea.
She gave us each a small and cute candle with a cute flame to put it on our table.
Yah,perharps I am too stupid to discover the genius of that idea.
THAT DOESNT HELP ABIT MAN AND THAT MAKES ME LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT!
I placed the candle on the table and one of the guest starts to ask me.
"What's that for?"
Innocently,I answered that it's to light up the ballroom.
And another guest said this.
"Hah,I hopes that help."
And they start to take out their handphone and makes the dessert visible with the lights from the handphone while I am struggling to portion it.
YEAH MAN,THATS TEAMWORK!
HELL YEAH!!
Yeah,so I am currently job-less.
Most probably will not doing any job related to F&B anymore.
Will be finding some other jobs.
Topman?